Texts de chansons à la mode de Karel Pt.II

Andrew Ain’t No Queer
Boys who love boys aren’t gay
Girls who kiss girls are okay
Nobody cares
‘cause they should explain themselves anyway

They’re wasted
They’re drunk
They’re just insanely plain outta their mind
OI! OI! OI!
They’re horny
They’re dumped
They’re about the best shot they will ever find
OI! OI! OI!
But Andrew is no queer!
Andrew is no queer!
Thank God!

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Over iemand die niet homo is. Genaamd Andrew.
The Nobodys-stijl, I guess.

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Why Don’t You Like Me, Damnit?
Girls they tend to like me
they always stand beside me.
But one of them’s acting strange
I think she’s trying to derange
me. I hope she’s ordinary
but in fact she’s more than any
girl I’ve ever met before.
She is what I fucking live for.

And IIIIIIIII
keep asking myself
whyyyyyyy.

Why don’t you like me, damnit?
Why don’t you like me?
Is it because I’m ugly?
Is it because I’m not your type?
Is it because you hate me?
Is it because I’m not alright?
Is it because I don’t know how to say “I love you” in 236 languages?
Because I don’t.
And that’s too bad.

She takes me to another
level but I don’t bother,
I figured out the reason
to why she is so freezing
cold. She just won’t like me,
but never will despise me
since I do nothing wrong
thinkin’ ‘bout her all night long.

And IIIIIIIII
keep asking myself
whyyyyyyy.

Why don’t you like me, damnit?
Why don’t you like me?
Is it because I’m no fun?
Is it because I’m just a slob?
Is it because I’m undone?
Is it because I just don’t stop?
Is it because I don’t know which ingredients are in your favourite pasta dish?
Because I don’t.
And I don’t care.
I just think
you should be mine.
That’s why.

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Over Lien, en haar oninteresse in mij. Damn it.
Denk er iets alla The Movielife bij of zo.